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[bepsitwist]

This is Arakita, leave a message. Texting will get a quicker response, just sayin.

Comments

[nemurerumori]

A furry.

[bepsitwist]

Nope.

[nemurerumori]

You wouldn't get hot under the collar if someone was in cat ears and a tail? With how much you love cats, it seems natural.

[bepsitwist]

[Man, he'd be shit out of luck if they were having this conversation face to face with how Arakita's ears color at the thought of someone with cat ears and a tail - nope. Nooooooooope.]

Who the fuck said I like cats? Not even a little, they're fuzzy assholes.

[nemurerumori]

Not one bit?

because the point will be proven correct

[bepsitwist]

Swear to god if you try to prove your point by wearing cat ears I'll fuckin wreck you.

[nemurerumori]

What are you so worked up for already?

[bepsitwist]

I'm not

[nemurerumori]

That's a lie if I've ever read one.

[bepsitwist]

Hell no. What the duck makes you think I like that??

[nemurerumori]

What the duck??

[nemurerumori]

The way you're refusing so much!

[bepsitwist]

FUCK I SAID FUCK

[nemurerumori]

You said duck!

[bepsitwist]

you fuckin knew what i meant?!?!

[nemurerumori]

You like birds more than cats, it seems.

[bepsitwist]

no, birds are the worst. they never shut up.

[nemurerumori]

That's their charm? I think it's perfect. What could you want more than being able to talk to your pets?

[bepsitwist]

You can talk to them anyway and not have them sass you back

[nemurerumori]

That's not nearly as fun.

[bepsitwist]

cats are sassy without needing to say a damn thing too

[nemurerumori]

I guess that means I'll have to call someone quieter than me to try out that theory

[bepsitwist]

The hell did you want anyway with all this??? Are you just here to piss me off?????

[nemurerumori]

This started out about me and sex, but now here we are.

[bepsitwist]

Are you worried that it's weird that you're not fucking, cause it's not, you're picky as hell so whoever you actually picked has to meet some kind of standard.